ALIEN DNA TEST
Do better. 👽
Give them something they’ll actually talk about.
The Alien DNA Test is a novelty test experience made for
birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, parties, UFO fans,
and that friend whose origins have always been a little questionable.
🎁 WHITE ELEPHANT
🥳 PARTIES
👽 UFO & ALIEN FANS
Novelty entertainment — not a medical or genetic test.
THE TEST IS QUESTIONABLE.
THE REACTIONS ARE REAL.
See what happened when real attendees encountered the
Alien DNA Test during its first public showing.
These clips feature genuine event participants and real
interactions with the novelty test experience.
public-event presentation. They are presented to show the
entertainment experience and participant reactions—not to represent
scientific validation of the novelty test.
A COMPLETELY SERIOUS TEST FOR A
COMPLETELY QUESTIONABLE QUESTION.
The Alien DNA Test is a novelty entertainment experience
created for gifts, parties, friends, families and anyone
curious enough to question their entirely Earth-based origins.
Follow the kit instructions, complete the experience and
reveal a novelty alien-status result in minutes.
⚡ FAST REVEAL
🎁 MADE FOR GIFTING
🥳 BUILT FOR REACTIONS
Just questionable science at its finest.
OPEN. COMPLETE. REVEAL.
QUESTION EVERYTHING.
No laboratory appointments. No complicated equipment.
Just follow the kit instructions and let the questionable science begin.
Open the kit and follow the included instructions
to begin your Alien DNA Test experience.
Complete the simple novelty test process
and prepare for your cosmic-status reveal.
Reveal your novelty result, show the room,
and begin questioning the family tree.
MADE TO BE GIVEN.
MADE TO GET A REACTION.
The best part of the Alien DNA Test may not be taking it yourself.
It may be watching someone else open it, try it, and realize
the entire room is now questioning their family history.
For the person who already has everything —
except confirmation that they’re entirely human.
Skip the predictable mug.
Bring something the whole room will still be talking about
after the gifts are opened.
Test your friends. Question the results.
Blame the family tree.
Let the accusations of extraterrestrial ancestry begin.
For the person whose interests already extend
slightly beyond conventional Earth-based gift giving.
That’s probably who this test is for.
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO START
QUESTIONING THE FAMILY TREE.
Open the Alien DNA Test box and you’ll find the novelty
components needed to complete the experience, reveal your
cosmic-status result, and create a suspicious amount of
conversation afterward.
The presentation starts before the test does.
The branded box turns the whole experience into
something made to be opened, displayed and gifted.
Inside the lid, explore featured alien species
including Little Green Men, Nordic, Reptilian,
Grays and Nephilim as part of the novelty experience.
A printed guide explains what’s included and
walks you through the novelty test experience
step by step.
The novelty reaction vial comes packaged inside
its own tear pouch and contains the powder used
for the reveal experience.
A small Alien DNA Test sticker adds the finishing
touch to the vial — because questionable science
should at least look properly classified.
Used during the novelty test process to collect
the saliva sample before it is transferred to
the reaction vial.
Used to transfer the collected saliva from the
collection funnel into the cosmic reaction vial
so the novelty reveal can begin.
Novelty entertainment — not a medical or genetic test.