Alien Abduction Test
Missing time? Strange memories? Unexplained marks?
Or just wondering if they got you?
The Alien Abduction Test kit turns the classic close-encounter
mystery into a fast, humorous novelty experience made for
UFO fans, parties and unforgettable gifts.
Yes, It’s a Real Kit.
The Science Is Questionable. 👽
This isn’t a downloadable joke or a picture of a fake product.
You receive a physical Alien Abduction Test kit with themed
packaging, test materials and everything needed for the
entertainment experience.
- Alien Abduction themed retail box
- Quick-start instruction card
- Abduction Status Card
- Alien-themed sealed test pouch
- Novelty test cassette
- Saliva sample dropper
Easy As 1-2-3
Open the pouch. Place the sample. Reveal your fictional
abduction status.
The included quick-start card walks you through the experience,
and the packaging keeps the whole gag feeling suspiciously official.
2. PLACE SAMPLE
3. REVEAL STATUS
Question the Trip.
A closer look at the finished retail package.
Turn the sound on for the full transmission.
Have You Been Abducted?
Every suspicious night deserves an appropriately suspicious explanation.
Possible entertainment classifications may include:
Another Birthday?
Another Gift Card?
Do Better. 👽
Give them something they’ll actually talk about.
The Alien Abduction Test was made for the friend whose origins,
missing time or unusually specific UFO stories have always been
a little questionable.
🎃 HALLOWEEN
🎁 WHITE ELEPHANT
🥳 PARTIES
👽 UFO & ALIEN FANS
🛸 STOCKING STUFFERS
Claim Your Digital
Abduction Certificate
The experience doesn’t end with the test.
Create a personalized digital Alien Abduction Certificate
and turn your close encounter into an official-looking
record worthy of the archive.
Aliens Don’t Lie.
Tests Don’t Either.
Trust the strip. Question the trip.
The Alien Abduction Test is intentionally designed as a
novelty gag experience—not a medical, scientific or diagnostic product.
Alien Abduction Test Kit
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New and unused. Test materials are sealed.
Multiple kits available.
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entertainment purposes only. It is not a medical device and is not
intended for diagnosis, screening, treatment, or proof of alien contact.
Keep away from children.