Description
Alien Abduction Test Kit
Missing time? Strange memories? Unexplained marks? Or just wondering if they got you?
The Alien Abduction Test turns the classic close-encounter mystery into a fast, humorous novelty experience designed for UFO fans, parties and unforgettable gifts.
Kit includes:
Alien Abduction themed retail box, quick-start instruction card, Abduction Status Card, alien-themed sealed test pouch, novelty test cassette and saliva sample dropper.
Possible entertainment classifications may include Definitely Abducted, Implant Suspected, Missing Time Confirmed, Frequent Flyer Status and Not Abducted… Yet.
Includes access to create a personalized digital Alien Abduction Certificate.
New and unused. Test materials are sealed.
Important: Novelty gag product for entertainment purposes only. Not a medical device. Not intended for diagnosis, screening, treatment or proof of alien contact. Keep away from children.
